I’m Sorry, George…

I’m sorry George, I shall not pay

I shall not buy your bad blu-ray.

I do not mind some CGI

to make an Ewok blink its eye.

I do not mind deleted scenes

I love extra bits, by all means.

But to have Darth Vader yelling, “Nooooooo”

Is a cardinal sin, we ALL say so.

So once more, George, my mind is set –

I wouldn’t buy it on a bet.

I’m sorry George, I shall not pay.

I shall not buy your bad blu-ray.

©2011 JRPhoel